More telephony Hell.
Dante got it all wrong.
Hell, or Purgatory, is in fact Toryland, in which the seven levels are accessible only via automated call-centres, staffed entirely by AI-bots; one is condemned to remain On Hold for eternity, whilst being told how much you are valued, all the while being tortured by muzak, and shown – in real terms – how you’re actually held in total and utter contempt.
I used to think…