
After years of raging against Toryism, I’ve finally relented. If you can’t beat ‘em? Join ‘em. Around here – well, across the blighted UK – they seemingly can’t be beat. So, it’s time to bring back Aulde Albion. Let’s set sail for a better more medieval England.

In this spirit, I’ve booked tickets to see this great man. Interviewed – well, given a platform by – our heroic MP, Steve Barclay. Can’t wait!

Ok, so I’ve changed horses midstream, politically. But other traditions and habits – we are talking conservatism – persist. So, today’s T-shirt du jour is that great warrior of Truth, Donald Trump.

Whilst I’m at it, I’m rejoining the fleecy flock of Our Father, who Art in Devon. And, as attractive as The Church of England is, I’m going straight to the High Altar, of The One True Church, Catholicism. I mean, for starters, they have the best venues:

And relax… why did I fight it all so long?