DAYS OUT: The Two Towers of Friday Bridge

Little tower.

Driving to a short work shift. And it’s just another gorgeous day in The Fens. There’s a certain charmingly ‘umble poetry in some of the place names roundabouts.

Big tower.

I love the name Friday Bridge, for example. And this wee village has two quite interesting towers. A wee little’un. And a gurt big’un.

Big tower, little tower.

Here they are in the same shot. Is it Little/Big Tower or Big/Little Tower?

Just another diamond day.

The weather, whilst still cold, is improving. And it’s getting noticeably brighter later.

Ruby, freshly washed.

ART: More Van de Veldes!

Finally got this!

This book was supposed to arrive – as a similar item indeed did – for my January 5th birthday.

After HM Customs & Royal Mail sat on it for roughly a fortnight – it’d be fun to think they’d enjoyed reading it, but as the packaging hasn’t been interfered with, I guess not (it seems they just like to hold on to stuff for ages!) – it was finally delivered this morning.

Oh frabjous day!

This brings my ‘library’ on The Van de Veldes to three books on just them, and several others in which they feature.

But this is far and away the ‘flagship’ publication, being as it’s hardback, a recent edition with fab colour images, and in English.

The first acquisition.

My first book on these guys was small and mostly black and white. My second was in Dutch. So this is great.

The second, in Dutch, obvs!
The ‘collection’.

I’m hoping that we might be able to get some of the images printed locally, for framing/display at home. That’d be fab! I also intend to use the art of the Van de Veldes as inspiration. Either copying directly, using elements – cloud and sea studies, for example – or in various other ways. We shall sea what we shall sea…

HOME/DiY: Tidying & Fixing…

Simple stuff. Homely stuff. It’s good!

An original acrylic sketch, and a Ruskin postcard.

Today I’m working a late shift, in the evening. So during the day I’m doing lots of little things: returning an item to Amazon (Dixie cap US Navy hat, that’s too small); tidying the bedroom, area by area; mending a broken picture-frame; and hanging some art back up, on’t walls.

Brice Marden, back up.

The Brice Marden artwork above has a damaged frame, sadly. I’ll prob fix it soon-ish. Or I might just get a new/replacement one?

As is so often the case, with some of these myriad little jobs, I forgot to take a before pic, re the tidying up of cables and power supplies near our bedroom TV and DVD-player.

Some tools for this job.

I decided to attach some of the junction type units – an HDMI adaptor, and a four-way plug adaptor, for example – to other things. To create some order where all was ugly and dysfunctional chaos!

Marking up the Velcro patch area.
Velcro added.
Ugly junction box attached and hidden.

The little round HDMI hub, or junction box, is now on the back of the TV, instead of just hanging mid-air. And one of the four-gangs is now attached to the wall above the skirting board.

Ready to be attached…
That this is a helluva lot neater says something!

And then there’s a Vermeer print with a broken frame and missing glass. I found the missing glass. And the frame is currently gluing… I trust/hope?

Getting this frame repaired…

I even tidied up the area – last night and this morning – around the dining table. I did that for Burns’ Night. Here’s how it looks now:

Much nicer!

Just in time for Burns’ Night leftovers…

Yummy!

MiSC: End Of Year Accounts

‘Taxes! Taxes! Taxes!‘ indeed…

I took a day off my delivery work yesterday, to do my end of year accounts.

This involved a review of my annual figures, since I stopped using Alan Kindred as my accountant. This year, 2022-23, is the third, doing them myself online. I’ll come back to this later.

I also wanted to try and calm down, as my anxiety levels have been rising precipitously. Sadly a very stressful (and totally pointless) chat with dad, fairly early in the morning, scuppered that hope. I had to disengage from my accounts, and anything else, to calm down.

I did manage to calm myself. And I did get back to, and finish, my online submission. Thank goodness! It’s not a chore I enjoy.

Hell is actually call-centre queuing!*

*Florence Baptistry mosaic.

Another difficult part of the day was a phone call to HMRC. The robotic preamble to being placed in the queue says it’s a 30 minute wait. Ha! I knew it’d be longer.

The call itself was one hour and twenty minutes long. Only the last fifteen minutes of which was my conversation with the advisor. She was very helpful. But it’s criminal how underfunded and under-resourced all our public services are.

As Richard Osman said pointedly to camera, on his House Of Games show, Britain needs to wake up!

Anyway, accounts submitted, it’s now just a case of waiting to see how my latest figures impact on my overall fiscal situation.

Money, money, money… eh!?

DAYS iN: Burns’ Night, ‘24.

Teresa rustled up a fab’ meal of Haggis, wi’ mash, n’ whatnot, for Burns’ Night. We couldn’t find the CD o’ his poetry we usually listen to. So it was YouTube… this was nice:

In the past we might’ve had a wee dram o’ whuskey. This year, alcohol free, it’s Nozecco!

A sparkling drop.

And wasn’t it lovely? Yes, it was.

Steaming!

DAYS OUT: Pretty Portals & Splendid Skies

Cool clouds cover industrial Lynn.

Out and about on my errands, up in Kings Lynn and environs, the skies were utterly magnificent. I wish I had a better camera, for to do them more justice.

Sublime skies over the A47.

I also stopped briefly to check out a lighting emporium, and on the same street I spotted these fabulous doorframes:

Very imposing!

I utterly adore such detailing. The grooves on the columns, the acanthus leaf type patterns on the capitals. Gorgeous.

Moving east, along Portland St.

Slightly tattier, but I love the green notes. This style is probably more in keeping with the Classical era influences and their Victorian homages than the previous modern overpainting, in uniform grey. ‘Though that said, the modern approach remains very, um… groovy.

Both the tattiest, and the most ornate.

This third example differs most. Wow! What a riot of pattern and detail! Really quite stunning. Whenever I see such stuff, I think to myself, how can I incorporate some of this richness into our home? Is that madness? At the very least I find it feels uplifting and inspiring just to contemplate this kind of architectural and design filigree.

Nearing home, sushi pit stop at Guyhirn.

I stopped en-route home, for petrol. The garage had a lone serving of sushi for sale. I snapped it up and wolfed it down. Yummy! As little footnote: the sushi – £2.85 – wouldn’t scan at the till. The lady kindly scanned something else – donuts, 89 pence – so I got a bargain!

Said sushi…

And home…

MUSiC: Joni, Chinese Café/Unchained Melody, Live, Wembley

Joni is/was astonishing. A one-off. She changed my life.

She broke my heart many thousands of times, not just through the artistry of her work, but also as an unattainable paragon of womanhood.

Now, after 40 odd years of being in love with her, and her artistry, I see her more as the flawed human she doubtless is, rather than the perfect Goddess that dominated my early obsession with her.

But solid – or rather fluid – and consistent throughout, are the humanity and artistry. Definitely the greatest female music-maker of modern times, bar none. And right up at the front of the line regardless of gender.

I’m a rationalist type of guy, who started ditching religion (it can take a while!) around the same time I started to fall in love with Joni. But it’s undeniable to me that the best art, such as she’s made in such staggering abundance, is kind of magical and alchemical.

I also generally hold that her ‘golden era’ was Song to a Seagull to Hejira. But then I hear something like this, and realise it’s the same gentle-spirited genius.

Love you forever, Joni. Thanks for all the joy and the tears down the years.

DAYS OUT: St Peter’s, Walpole

Well…. Hallelujah!!!

OMG!!! What an ecclesiastical erection St Peter’s, Walpole, is… and no mistake!

There’s something phallic going on here…

A pal told me recently that the Indian religious honourific Bhagwan actually means big dick! I do so wish that were true. But a quick look online suggests not.

What a grand entrance.

This looks and feels like a shockingly grand edifice for such a small obscure location. Look at the entrance. And then inside the entrance; dig those bosses and the vaulting.

Inside the main entrance, looking out.

This is a truly breathtaking building. I found myself experiencing waves of mounting ecstasy just contemplating it. And how amazing is that!? The very building itself facilitates a kind of chemico-psychic reverie that one could easily call either simply ecstatic, or perhaps even deeply spiritual?

The ceiling bosses demanded your attention.

That the ceiling bosses, as you enter, demand your attention, and lift your view skywards, towards the heavens, is so utterly apt for a church.

I really must investigate exactly what it is about some church architecture that engages me so strongly. I think it’s a combination of associative ideas, pure aestheticism, and the hedonic chemical circuitry.

Jaw-dropping …

One thing that’s very striking about St Peter’s, bringing to mind Hardwick Hall – ‘Hardwick Hall, more glass than wall’ – is the abundance of huge windows. And the resultant light. Would these originally have all been stained glass?

This wooden partition is superb.
Zooming in on the doorway… terrific!

There’s also a plethora of wonderfully worked woods. It’s truly astonishing. Everywhere the eye roves, it’s a feast for the senses, and in turn for the mind. And yet, whilst it simultaneously overwhelms one’s faculties, it also seems to soothe them.

Woah! Howzat for a font cover?

No matter where you turn, there’s artistry of breathtakingly exultant quality, in stone, glass, metal, and wood. Lots of wood!

Now that is a door!
Now those are proper candlesticks!

It’s also wonderful that such a treasure trove as this can lie open and unattended. Many churches now are locked up. Sadly due, one imagines, to thievery. I’m so glad St. Peter’s was open. It provided me with an epiphany of sorts, for which I’m truly grateful.

Holy roof beams, Batman!

Churches, at least of this grandiose sort, always exhort the visitor to look up. And when you do… well, wow! The symmetry, the rhythms, the light, the accumulation of sensory input, all of it sublimely and divinely uplifting. Talk about a pleasing unity of form and function.

What a terrific pulpit!
The view from on high.
An abundance of fabulous carving.
Gryphon?
Dig the painted panels.
The altar and main window.
Zooming in…
A kind of odd combo of space n’ detail.
A panoramic view of the main interior space.

This church really is something very special. One of the best I’ve discovered in my recent ecclesiastical ramblings. I’ll be coming back here, for certain. Love it!

MiSC: Plan-Chest Early Morn’ Road Trip…

Looks lovely!

Been awake since about 5.30 am. ‘Cause that’s when Teresa wakes up! Had a weird night of strange dreams. Anyroad… I’m about to set off for North Walsham. Almost two hours away. Why? To buy the plan-chest pictured above (and below), from a chap advertising on Gumtree, for our Art Studio.

Just the job!

I’ve been after some plan chests for years. But they’re usually unaffordably expensive. I bartered the seller down on this, a little, making it worthwhile, despite the travel time/petrol costs. Setting off at 8am. That’s not really that early, I guess. But it’s early-ish, for me!

Chester drawers… owned!

As soon as I get this home (getting the thing in the house on my own was an ordeal!), King Chester claims it for his own! What a star he is. Really take a good look at that beautiful face; it says, in a relaxed and frank manner, ‘All is well in my world. And all of this is my world.’

MiSC: Simple Things

… gathers no moss!?

I had the day off today. A Sunday. It’s nice to stay home, spend time with Teresa, and do simple homely stuff.

We went for a walk by the river, after lunch. Which was lovely. The first three snaps of this post are from that walk.

Tropical hits in the gray Fens.
… more tropical Anglian oddness.

Sadly, whilst the cozily lazy stay at home is lovely, it’s not free from anxiety, or other nagging worries, for me, alas.

A Gillray cartoon I absolutely adore.

Gillray’s irreverently bawdy take on a Biblical story, pictured above, is, I think, utterly wonderful.

But it also touches upon, if you’ll pardon such punnery, sensitive issues for me, around my hedonistic tendencies, and penchant for self-soothing indulgence.

But nuff’ said on such things!

Teresa snaps the game.

Later in the day we played Scrabble. This was something of a Sunday institution for us, for quite some time. But we’ve lapsed of late. It’s nice to get back into it.

We also did a Joe Wicks seniors workout. Another regular routine that’s slipped. It’s astonishing how astonishing it is, every time we or I do it, the surprise one feels on reconfirming how beneficial a little exercise is.

A Sunday tradition resumed.

For dinner Teresa cooked a chicken casserole with a cream n’ white wine sauce. Yummy!

We also attempted a viewing of another Norman Wisom picture. This is a more recent addition to tradition, as we work through a boxed set of his films.

Truncheon meet…

This one, On The Beat, whilst occasionally funny, isn’t his best. Then Teresa broke from it, to web-chat with Patrick. I couldn’t face that. Feeling rather flimsy.

Rather than finish the rather lust-lacquer movie, I went to bed. At 7.30 pm. Where I’m typing this. Going to read Shelby Foote now, then listen to rain and go to sleep!